good luck to all

memangdangkan semua penghuni UiTM akan melancarkan peperangan final exam tanpa henti
*okey la hiperbola yang tak beberapa nk hiper...

memandangkan jadual final exam sem ni agak menarik
xmacam sem2 yang lepas
d mana, saya akan buka gate utama UiTM untuk kamu semua pulang (-_-)

sem ni saya akan berebut dengan cos2 y seangkatan dengan saya untuk menutup gate utama
bangga sket jadi cos y lambat balik ni
d tujukan kepada pelajar accounting
mari la kite berebut tutup gate
huhu

tak lupe juga..
saya nak mintak maaf kepada rakan2 dan sesiapa y baca entry ini
sekiranya ada yang tersalah dan tersilap,
terkasar bahasa, terkurang ajar,
terhutang, terbebel,
dan semua ter2.... y xsengaja
harap maaf dan ampun
kalau raya hari tu xsempat nak dtg rumah kamu semua
maaf skali lagi..
doakanlah saya dan semua warga UiTM johor berjaya

malas nk tayang jadual final exam...
kang orang cakap saya ni riak dan takbur lak
kali ni biar la saya menzuhudkan diri :P

kepada seluruh IPTA/IPTS yang akan exam dan sedang exam
GOOD LUCK.
kekalkan istiqamah.



ps: warna oren seperti yang dr.Tuah minat, semoga anda juga bertuah (luck)

romance mathematic

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.